Typos of the Week, June 28 through July 4

10. [18:28] JoshuaStephen Schism: smooth cirmisn'a;

9. [19:40] Ireland Nirvana: ELtong JOnn

8. [12:40] Geoff Novi: Amarmaix

7. [22:38] Lotus Ceriano: abomnablew
[22:38] Browman Griffith: abonibble
[22:38] Thornton Writer: abdominable
[22:38] Stevie Llanfair: Aboninable

6. [19:24] Olmstead Fanshaw: whati schernoboy;

5. [2009/07/03 17:34] Chaddington Boomhauer: nitgoerne

4. [19:39] Sal Zulaman: What is paiulanfi

3. [2009/06/28 19:49] Mako Kungfu: what is scnadla

2. [13:53] Maelstrom Janus: pterodactylsd
[13:53] Laertes Parx: ptsrodcatyl
[13:53] Cully Andel: ptesdadat

1. [19:08] Biker Galthie: frachw sc9tt ie67]

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10. [06:27 PM] Billy2Times Krams: 6. "AS HE CAME INTO THE WINDOW
IT WAS THE SOUND OF A CRESCENDO
HE CAME INTO HER APARTMENT
HE LEFT BLOODSTAINS ON THE CARPET"
[18:28] JoshuaStephen Schism: smooth cirmisn'a;
=> SMOOTH CRIMINAL

9. [2009/06/29 19:40] Trin McMinnar: Clue 1: Born Reginald Kenneth Dwight on 25 March 1947.
[19:40] Ireland Nirvana: ELtong JOnn [or eL-Jo, as he's going by now]
=> ELTON JOHN

8. [2009/06/28 12:40] Lebn Bucyk: It was probably the native language of Jesus
[12:40] Geoff Novi: Amarmaix [he spoke it in France]
=> ARAMAIC

7. [2009/07/04 22:38] Lette Ponnier: What synonym for horrible is also often used to describe the Yeti?
[22:38] Lotus Ceriano: abomnablew [blue Yeti]
[22:38] Browman Griffith: abonibble [edible Yeti]
[22:38] Thornton Writer: abdominable [Yeti with a six-pack]
[22:38] Stevie Llanfair: Aboninable [YILF]
=> ABOMINABLE

6. [2009/06/28 19:23] Honey Potez: 1986 NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IN THE UKRAINE (CITY)
[19:24] Olmstead Fanshaw: whati schernoboy; [Blasted with radiation at a young age, Nik Blonsky soon developed supernatural superpowers! Now he fights crime. He is... Schernoboy!]
=> WHAT IS CHERNOBYL

5. [2009/07/03 17:34] Cinna Xaris: 18 - THE TYPE OF GRASS KNOWN AS KENTUCKY BLUE GRASS IS SLOWED BY HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF WHAT CHEMICAL ELEMENT IN THE SOIL OR FERTALIZER?
[2009/07/03 17:34] Chaddington Boomhauer: nitgoerne
=> NITROGEN

4. [2009/06/28 19:39] Honey Potez: 1989 ARTIST WITH THE #1 HIT "STRAIGHT UP"
[19:39] Sal Zulaman: What is paiulanfi
=> WHAT (OR WHO) IS PAULA ABDUL

3. [2009/06/28 19:49] Honey Potez: (GROUP) "The Warrior" September 22, 1984
[2009/06/28 19:49] Mako Kungfu: what is scnadla
=> WHAT IS SCANDAL

2. [2009/06/29 13:53] Mako Kungfu: Q. In 1971, Hammer Films put out a teaser poster for a film in which Zeppelins battle against WHAT extinct flying reptiles?
[13:53] Maelstrom Janus: pterodactylsd
[13:53] Laertes Parx: ptsrodcatyl
[13:53] Cully Andel: ptesdadat
=> PTERODACTYL

1. [19:08] Trin McMinnar: The Star-Spangled Banner was written by?
=> [19:08] Biker Galthie: frachw sc9tt ie67] [if you were trying to decipher this, just put your right hand on the row of keys above where they're supposed to be, and two-thirds of the typo will suddenly make sense]
FRANCIS SCOTT KEY


I'd also like to give an honorable mention to this one:
[18:28] Rach Borkotron: smth cifkjDFSHL;dsj'

It's also "Smooth Criminal," like Josh's at #10, but it was such a disaster that I had to ask Rach if it were deliberate. Obviously, it would defeat the purpose of the typo feature to use intentional "typos." She assured me that it was genuine up until the caps lock kicked in, but thereafter it was indeed a joke. Either way, it had me snickering.

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