Typos of the Week, August 2 to August 8

#10 So many to choose from. Olms is always so generous.
[18:16:10] Olmstead Fanshaw: hoobgees
[18:16:12] Olmstead Fanshaw: boobess
[18:16:17] Olmstead Fanshaw: hoobbees
[18:16:22] Olmstead Fanshaw: hoibbes

#9 This drink is not supposed to have alcohol in it. So what happened here?
[19:26:46] Burgundy Mirajkar: shisrlye eempe;l

#8 The age old question: Danza...
[10:25:18] Saxby Weezles: orbiao

#7 I wonder if he ever got nicknamed Divj'e.
[17:20:10] Becki Verne: trivcj'elke

#6 Art + Paul + a very special night in the 1960s=
[18:27:43] FlutterBye Skytower: simafnasdf

#5 There is a pun in there involving Maker's Denmark. I'm just not sure how to lead up to it...
[09:40:13] AnaMaria Quintessa: demakr

#4 We're still talking about the color of his facial hair, right?
[19:06:55] Dede Longfall: balckbesare

#3 The color of Xanadu? Maybe we should bring Olivia Newton John in to consult.
[11:07:46] Juke Badger: coleriofjeg

#2 Tongue tied?
[21:24:20] Thornton Writer: kissing disaweawse

#1 And if that mockingbird don't sing.
[18:33:52] Hilda Static: to kill a mlichjsdaghfffrr

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#10
[18:16:05] JoshuaStephen Schism: 1. MY GREY CAT WAS NAMED AFTER WHICH AUTHOR OF LEVIATHAN?
[18:16:10] Olmstead Fanshaw: hoobgees
[18:16:10] AnaMaria Quintessa: hboees
[18:16:11] Thornton Writer: hobbds
[18:16:12] Olmstead Fanshaw: boobess
[18:16:12] Gingo Gumbo: hobbs
[18:16:17] Olmstead Fanshaw: hoobbees
[18:16:22] Olmstead Fanshaw: hoibbes
[18:16:25] Olmstead Fanshaw: hobbes
[18:16:31] JoshuaStephen Schism: I'M PAYING OLMSTEAD, ANA AND THORN, AND I'M DOUBLING THE SCORE!
[18:17:19] JoshuaStephen Schism: HOBBES IS CORRECT! OF COURSE, AFTER THE PHILOSOPHER, NOT AFTER MY FAVORITE COMIC

#9
[19:26:41] Dakota Carson: 5. Judy Garland was not the first choice for the "Wizard of Oz." Who was?
[19:26:46] Bloot Burnstein: shirley temple
[19:26:46] Burgundy Mirajkar: shisrlye eempe;l
[19:26:46] Skulking Southpaw: shirley tremople
[19:26:47] Thornton Writer: shirley temploe
[2010-08-08 19:27:15] Zita Dingson: Bloot Skulking Thorn

#8
[10:25:13] Cully Andel: WHO HAD HITS WITH 'ONLY THE LONELY' AND 'CRYING'?
[10:25:16] Eleanor Roundfield: royo rbison
[10:25:18] Saxby Weezles: orbiao
[10:25:18] Olmstead Fanshaw: roy orgson
[10:25:21] Rain Ninetails: orbisin
[10:25:24] Tom127 Rayna: orberson
[10:25:36] Cully Andel: ELE AND I'LL PAY SAX AND OLMS
[10:25:41] Cully Andel: IT'S ROY ORBISON

#7
[17:20:06] Juke Badger: Q16: With more that 2,200 races ran over one million laps around the track, was now retired race driver went nearly 20 years between winning Rookie of the Year accolades for USAC Stock Car Racing and NASCAR racing, respectively?
[17:20:10] Becki Verne: trivcj'elke
[17:20:13] Catherine Resch: dicktrickele
[17:20:14] Becki Verne: tricvkle
[17:20:14] Juke Badger: BECKI!
[17:20:26] Juke Badger: A: DICK TRICKLE. yes, I KNOW I've asked one before, but I just really wanted to mention Dick Trickle again. Now give me a moment to compose myself.

#6
[18:27:34] Honey Potez: Ophelia was going just a little crazy when she was passing out flowers and uttering these words. "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray, love, remember: and there is pansies, that's for thoughts." This group could really relate to Ophelia. "Are you goin to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine..." Ophelia should meet these guys! Who are they?
[18:27:39] Olmstead Fanshaw: simonb anf garufnbe'e'
[18:27:42] Billy2Times Krams: soimon and garfunkel
[18:27:43] FlutterBye Skytower: simafnasdf
[18:27:43] Lette Ponnier: siimon and graunfuli
[18:27:44] FlutterBye Skytower: asdf
[18:27:44] AnaMaria Quintessa: snion and gargunfkelt
[18:27:46] Honey Potez: WD OLMSTEAD AND BILLY!
[18:27:55] Honey Potez: SIMON AND GARFUNKEL

#5
[09:40:09] Maggie Sewell: 9) WHICH COUNTRY ONLY HAS A LAND BORDER WITH GERMANY?
[09:40:13] AnaMaria Quintessa: demakr
[09:40:13] Saxby Weezles: demnamer
[09:40:18] Maggie Sewell: YES ANA
[09:40:26] Maggie Sewell: DENMARK
DENMARK SHARES A (DISPUTED) LAND BORDER WITH CANADA ON HANS ISLAND. IN ADDITION TO ITS OFFICIAL BORDER WITH GERMANY, TECHNICALLY ALSO HAS AN EXTREMELY SHORT BORDER WITH SWEDEN ACROSS THE ORESUND BRIDGE. THERE ARE MANY COUNTRIES THAT HISTORICALLY HAD ONLY ONE NEIGHBOUR. SOME NO LONGER EXIST WHILE OTHERS NOW HAVE EITHER NO LAND BORDERS OR BORDERS WITH MORE THAN ONE NATION DUE TO MAP CHANGES. SCOTLAND AND ENGLAND BORDERED EACH OTHER UNTIL 1707 WHEN SCOTLAND AND ENGLAND WERE UNITED BY THE ACTS OF UNION.

#4
[19:06:41] Jynks Clawtooth: ?egneveR s’ennA neeuQ saw pihsgalf nwonk-tseb s’etarip tahW
[19:06:55] Hilda Static: blackbeard
[19:06:55] Dede Longfall: balckbesare
[19:06:59] Jynks Clawtooth: HIlda has it
[19:07:12] Jynks Clawtooth: Blackbeard (Edward Teach)

#3
[11:07:43] Thornton Writer: Bonus Q1) What poet was interrupted by a visitor as he was writing "Kubla Khan" and he never finished it?
[11:07:46] Juke Badger: coleriofjeg
[11:07:46] Lou Netizen: cooleridge
[11:07:47] Lette Ponnier: colrieidg
[11:07:48] Olmstead Fanshaw: coidlkerice
[11:07:53] Alanna Robbiani: cooleridge
[11:07:54] Catherine Resch: coleridge
[11:07:54] Billy2Times Krams: colleridge
[11:07:54] Igpay Morpork: colereidge
[11:07:58] Thornton Writer: ANSWER: COLERIDGE
[11:08:14] Thornton Writer: JUKE LOU LETTE CATHERINE

#2
[21:24:14] Honey Potez: Mononucleosis (mono) or glandular fever is often called what in leyman's terms?
[21:24:20] Igpay Morpork: kissing disseas
[21:24:20] Thornton Writer: kissing disaweawse
[21:24:20] Circe Falta: kissing diseaese
[21:24:21] Juke Badger: kissing dsickness
[21:24:22] FlutterBye Skytower: kinssing disds
[21:24:22] Duncan Loire: kissing diseas
[21:24:37] Honey Potez: wd Iggy!
[21:24:44] Honey Potez: kissing disease
[21:25:22] Honey Potez: also Thorn, since this was a double!

#1
[18:33:35] Billy2Times Krams: WHEN HE WAS NEARLY THIRTEEN, MY BROTHER JEM GOT HIS ARM BADLY BROKEN AT THE ELBOW.
[18:33:41] Thornton Writer: to kill a mockingbirgf
[18:33:42] Juke Badger: to lkill a moncjinbuirf
[18:33:43] Lette Ponnier: to kick a mockingoicv
[18:33:52] Hilda Static: to kill a mlichjsdaghfffrr
[18:33:53] Olmstead Fanshaw: to kil a kmodningbirted
[18:33:54] Billy2Times Krams: YES THORN & JUKE
[18:34:15] Billy2Times Krams: TO KILLA MOCKINGBIRD