Typos of the Week, November 9 to November 15

Once upon a time, jowhnwnye, nick gfrak, and neilyoujhnf were sitting around a tim hotrontg' in qudbecd after a hoackety game, listening to manilkloo and drinking gihneses and akcak daniealse they'd snuck in. Lots and lots of gihneses and akcak daniealse. neilyoujhnf said to the others while slurring his speech, "If you could hop in a piock,up truck fueled with c asrgb on 154\ and travel through time and space and back tot he fufre, where would you go?"

jowhnwnye said between shots of akcak, "I'd want to see a doiinsoar. See some of wwatweloo and the mexinc anmeretic war. And maybe meet chrisuyaT and victoriala and charlemanrfe\. Because they were important and stuff."

nick gfrak rolled his eyes and scoffed, "Kings and queens? Man, it's the artisstws who make the world. I wanna see hammlrtt, the nutcxracke, gone with the ewodn, and the unfinsihs symphony on opening night. And brid fo chudhy. Pass me another guisnnes."

It came back around to neilyoujhnf, who nodded to the others. "That's cool, that's cool. I'd go to chinba and learn to speak chiees. Wanna learn karartre and origdgmi."

"Dude, those things aren't chiees," protested nick gfrak.

"What are they, then?" asked neilyoujhnf, confusedly.

"I think they're from either nwe ;zewqaln or tiu4key," chimed in jowhnwnye. "Or maybe micic;."

"Yup," nick gfrak said. "But we call it 'hokkadi' where I'm from."

"And where are you from, buddy?" neilyoujhnf wanted to know.

"melca, britic oclumita'."

"Whatever," neilyoujhnf said. "They're chiees. bebcas ei said dos\."

Not long after, all three passed out under the table.

[15:48] Cully Andel: (Saved Thu Nov 12 16:58:02 2009) Cully Andel: WHAT CANADIAN FOLK SINGER HAD A 1972 HIT WITH ‘HEART OF GOLD’?

[13:56] Olmstead Fanshaw: nelli lyohng

[13:56] Sharon Scofield: neil yong

[13:56] Becki Verne: neilyoujhnf

[13:56] JeepJen MacFanatic: neil young

[2009/11/14 12:01] Lette Ponnier: Frank Sinatra was buried with a bottle of what whiskey, his favorite drink?

[2009/11/14 12:01] Rhea Neiro: jack daniels

[2009/11/14 12:01] Jewels Carminucci: jack daniels

[2009/11/14 12:01] Cully Andel: akcak daniealse

[2009/11/14 12:01] Cully Andel: jack danielse

[2009/11/14 12:02] Lette Ponnier: RHEA, JEWELS, AND LOL CULLY

[2009/11/14 12:02] Lette Ponnier: JACK DANIELS

[2009/11/14 11:31] Lette Ponnier: What Engish songwriter died in 1974 of an overdose and is more known now for his music being in Vollkswagen commercials than for his amazing songs like "River Man" and "Pink Moon"?

[2009/11/14 11:31] Rhea Neiro: nick frake

[2009/11/14 11:31] Mako Kungfu: nick drake

[2009/11/14 11:31] Jewels Carminucci: nick frake

[2009/11/14 11:31] Juke Badger: frke

[2009/11/14 11:31] JoshuaStephen Schism: nick gfrak

[2009/11/14 11:31] Lotus Ceriano: drakew

[2009/11/14 11:31] Lou Netizen: Dreake

[2009/11/14 11:31] Billy2Times Krams: draje

[2009/11/14 11:31] Olmstead Fanshaw: nickdraker

[2009/11/14 11:32] Lette Ponnier: RHEA, MAKO, JEWELS

[2009/11/14 11:32] Lette Ponnier: NICK DRAKE

[2009/11/13 17:12] Devin Velinov: 14. WHAT ACTOR GOT A POSTHUMOUS CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL DEPICTING HIM AS DAVY CROCKETT IN "THE ALAMO"?

[2009/11/13 17:12] Mars Rubanis: waybne'

[2009/11/13 17:12] AnaMaria Quintessa: jowhnwnye

[2009/11/13 17:12] Devin Velinov: MARS! WD!

[2009/11/13 17:13] Devin Velinov: JOHN WAYNE

[2009/11/13 17:29] Devin Velinov: 17. WHAT IRISH FAMILY BREWED ITS FIRST STOUT IN 1820?

[2009/11/13 17:29] Ocean Emerald: guines

[2009/11/13 17:29] Lette Ponnier: guinnes

[2009/11/13 17:29] Olmstead Fanshaw: gihneses

[2009/11/13 17:29] Vandy Spargel: gunes

[2009/11/13 17:29] Mars Rubanis: guisnnes

[2009/11/13 17:29] FlutterBye Skytower: guines

[2009/11/13 17:29] Vandy Spargel: s

[2009/11/13 17:29] Devin Velinov: YAY FOR GUINNESS!

[2009/11/13 17:29] Devin Velinov: WD OCEAN

[2009/11/13 8:28] Sharon Scofield: AT WHAT RESTAURANT CHAIN CAN YOU ORDER A BELT FOR BREAKFAST? (HINT: THEY MAY OR MAY NOT ASK YOU IF YOU WANT MAPLE SYRUP WITH THAT.)

[2009/11/13 8:29] Maggie Sewell: tim hor

[2009/11/13 8:29] Fiona408 Zond: macd'ss

[2009/11/13 8:29] Olmstead Fanshaw: tim hotrontg'

[2009/11/13 8:29] Rosalyn Swansong: ihop

[2009/11/13 8:29] Saxby Weezles: tim hortons

[2009/11/13 8:29] Maggie Sewell: t

[2009/11/13 8:29] jamie Parfort: waffle house

[2009/11/13 8:29] Maggie Sewell: ons

[2009/11/13 8:29] Sharon Scofield: YES MAGS!

[2009/11/13 8:29] Sharon Scofield: I'LL GIVE OLMS A FEW FOR GETTING MORE LETTERS IN :)

[2009/11/13 8:39] Sharon Scofield: A COACH IN WHAT SPORT WAS SUSPENDED LAST WEEK FOR EMPTYING THE CONTENTS OF HIS TEAM'S BENCH AREA ONTO THE PLAYING AREA TO PROTEST A REFEREE'S CALL?

[2009/11/13 8:39] Nelly Swindlehurst: hoackety

[2009/11/13 8:39] Sharon Scofield: YES NELLY!

[2009/11/13 8:39] Sharon Scofield: HOCKEY. A MINOR LEAGUE HOCKEY COACH IN LOUISIANA TOSSED EVERYTHING FROM STICKS TO CUPS TO STRAY CLOTHING ONTO THE ICE TO VENT HIS FRUSTRATION, EARNING HIM AN INDEFINITE SUSPENSION. SINCE THE LEAGUE COMMISSIONER WAS IN THE AUDIENCE THAT NIGHT, HE ISN'T BOTHERING TO APPEAL.

[2009/11/12 17:52] Devin Velinov: 19. WHAT CANADIAN PROVINCE HAS THE MOTTO JE ME S.OUVIENS “I REMEMBER”?

[2009/11/12 17:52] Igpay Morpork: quebec

[2009/11/12 17:52] Olmstead Fanshaw: qudbecd

[2009/11/12 17:52] Tamsyn Janus: qubeck

[2009/11/12 17:52] Devin Velinov: PIGGY!

[2009/11/12 17:53] Devin Velinov: QUEBEC

[2009/11/13 12:25] Lotus Ceriano: 3: WHAT IS THE WORD OR PHRASE? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3190/4080122698_37a4c19cc1_o.jpg

[2009/11/13 12:25] Lette Ponnier: piock,up truck

[2009/11/13 12:25] Becki Verne: pickup truvj

[2009/11/13 12:26] Olmstead Fanshaw: picu up trucck

[2009/11/13 12:26] Lotus Ceriano: YES LETTE

[2009/11/13 12:26] Lotus Ceriano: A: PICK UP TRUCK

[2009/11/14 10:14] Lette Ponnier: What isotope with a half life of 5730 years is commonly used to date organic materials?

[2009/11/14 10:14] AnaMaria Quintessa: carbon 14

[2009/11/14 10:14] Samantha Poindexter: carbon14

[2009/11/14 10:14] Lotus Ceriano: carbon14

[2009/11/14 10:14] Liriel Garnet: carbon 143

[2009/11/14 10:14] Starla Gurbux: carbin o414

[2009/11/14 10:14] Rain Ninetails: caronb 14

[2009/11/14 10:14] Olmstead Fanshaw: c asrgb on 154\

[2009/11/14 10:16] Lette Ponnier: ANA, SAM, LOTUS

[2009/11/14 10:16] Lette Ponnier: CARBON 14

[2009/11/09 19:27] Trin McMinnar: In 1985, Doc Brown invents time travel; in 1955, Marty McFly accidentally prevents his parents from meeting, putting his own existence at stake.

[2009/11/09 19:27] Browman Griffith: Back to the Future

[2009/11/09 19:27] Laertes Parx: back to the udfute

[2009/11/09 19:27] Starla Gurbux: back tot he fufre

[2009/11/09 19:27] Mako Kungfu: back tot he future

[2009/11/09 19:27] Luce Portland: back to fthe ute

[2009/11/09 19:27] Trin McMinnar: BROWMAN

[2009/11/09 19:27] Trin McMinnar: Back To The Future

[2009/11/15 14:51] Lou Netizen: What hit-making piano player penned the famous commercial jingle "I am stuck on Band-Aid, cos Band-Aid's Stuck on Me?"

[2009/11/15 14:51] Olmstead Fanshaw: manilkloo

[2009/11/15 14:52] Luce Portland: maniolow

[2009/11/15 14:52] Lou Netizen: OLMS!!!!!!!!

[2009/11/15 14:52] Lou Netizen: Barry Manilow. Manilow wrote a bunch of jingles well into the 1970s, including "Like a good neighbor/State Farm is there!" Oh, and that Band-Aid jingle? Originally sung by a young actor named John Travolta.

[2009/11/15 12:22] Lebn Bucyk: Aardonyx celestae was recently identified in South Africa. What kind of animal is it?

[2009/11/15 12:23] Daniel Regenbogen: dino saur

[2009/11/15 12:23] AnaMaria Quintessa: doiinsoar

[2009/11/15 12:23] Lebn Bucyk: A dinosaur - a previously unknown species dated to 195 million years ago

[2009/11/15 13:48] Lou Netizen: In the 17th century, Oslo was renamed for what Norwegian king?

[2009/11/15 13:48] Lette Ponnier: christian

[2009/11/15 13:48] Lotus Ceriano: chrisuyaT

[2009/11/15 13:49] Lou Netizen: LETTE!!!!

[2009/11/15 13:49] Lou Netizen: King Christian. After a huge fire in 1624, Oslo was renamed as Christiana (or Kristiania) for King Christian IV of Denmark and Norway, who ordered the city rebuilt at a new site adjacent to an existing (and surviving) castle. Although the city was still known to many as Oslo, Oslo wasn't re-established as the city's official name until 1925.

[2009/11/14 20:41] Lette Ponnier: The Jubilee Diamond was named in honor of whose Diamond Jubilee in 1897?

[2009/11/14 20:41] Rhea Neiro: victoria

[2009/11/14 20:41] Thornton Writer: victoriala

[2009/11/14 20:41] Lette Ponnier: YES RHEA

[2009/11/14 20:41] Lette Ponnier: VICTORIA WOULD BE THE ONE

[2009/11/11 14:51] Lotus Ceriano: 7: WHO WAS CROWNED HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR ON CHRISTMAS DAY, 800?

[2009/11/11 14:51] Lou Netizen: CHarlmange

[2009/11/11 14:51] Becki Verne: charlemanrfe\

[2009/11/11 14:51] Toni Stradling: charmaigne

[2009/11/11 14:51] Mako Kungfu: charlemagne

[2009/11/11 14:51] Olmstead Fanshaw: chalemane

[2009/11/11 14:52] Lotus Ceriano: WTG BECKS TONI MAKO!

[2009/11/11 14:52] Lotus Ceriano: A: CHARLES THE GREAT

[2009/11/11 14:52] Lotus Ceriano: OR CHARLEMAGNE IF YOU PREFER

[2009/11/11 14:52] Lotus Ceriano: SORRY LOU YES YOU DID SO I'LL PAY YOU TOO

[2009/11/11 10:55] Lacey Lukas: 5. What was the occupation of the Group of Seven?

[2009/11/11 10:55] Olmstead Fanshaw: painteers

[2009/11/11 10:55] Jude Constantine: artisstws

[2009/11/11 10:55] Lacey Lukas: YAY OLMS

[2009/11/13 12:21] Nelly Swindlehurst: WHAT SHAKESPEARE PLAY UNFOLDS IN A CASTLE CALLED ELSINORE?

[2009/11/13 12:21] Lette Ponnier: hamlet

[2009/11/13 12:21] Olmstead Fanshaw: hammlrtt

[2009/11/13 12:21] Nelly Swindlehurst: YES LETTE!

Cully Andel: THE DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY COMES FROM WHICH BALLET?

[13:31] QiQi Juneberry: nutcracker suite

[13:31] Celeste Wisent: nutcxracke

[13:31] Lotus Ceriano: nutcfacjer

[13:31] Weniki Oh: nutcracker

[13:31] Nelly Swindlehurst: nucktcarcker

[13:31] Maggie Sewell: nurvcracke

[2009/11/14 10:45] Lette Ponnier: What nickname is given to Symphony No. 8 in B Minor by Schubert?

[2009/11/14 10:45] Lotus Ceriano: unfinished

[2009/11/14 10:45] Liriel Garnet: unfinsihs

[2009/11/14 10:45] Circe Falta: unfinished

[2009/11/14 10:45] Leyna Brandenburg: unfinihse

[2009/11/14 10:46] Devin Velinov: unfinsihed

[2009/11/14 10:46] Olmstead Fanshaw: unhfisshedd

[2009/11/14 10:46] Celeste Wisent: unfisnhe

[2009/11/14 10:46] Jewels Carminucci: unfinshhed

[2009/11/14 10:46] Lette Ponnier: LOTUS, LIRIEL, CIRCE

[2009/11/14 10:46] Lette Ponnier: UNFINISHED IS RIGHT

[2009/11/11 9:17] Lacey Lukas: 1. What movie ends with the line: "After all, tomorrow is another day"?

[2009/11/11 9:17] Jewels Carminucci: Gone with teh WInd

[2009/11/11 9:17] Olmstead Fanshaw: gone with the ewodn

[2009/11/11 9:17] Lette Ponnier: gone wieth the wind

[2009/11/11 9:17] Lacey Lukas: YAY JEWELS

[19:48] Trin McMinnar: Chucky hooks up with another murderous doll, the bridal gown-clad Tiffany, for a Route 66 murder spree with their unwitting hosts, two eloping high-school graduates.

[19:48] Starla Gurbux: brid fo chudhy

[19:48] Trin McMinnar: LMAO STARLA

[19:48] Trin McMinnar: Bride Of Chucky

[13:38] AnaMaria Quintessa: Q20. A RECORD ABOUT WHICH DECISIVE BATTLE WON THE 1974 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST?

[13:38] Cully Andel: wwatweloo

[13:38] AnaMaria Quintessa: ERM WEL DONE CULLY

[2009/11/10 19:24] Zelliah Cookie: 7. Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" was inspired by the jail time he did for refusing to pay a poll tax supporting what war?

[2009/11/10 19:24] Kiriaster Mirajkar: mexinc anmeretic

[2009/11/10 19:24] Dana Shoreland: mexican war

[2009/11/10 19:24] Circe Falta: mexican american

[2009/11/10 19:24] Stuffy Aristocrat: mexican ammerican war

[2009/11/10 19:25] Zita Dingson: Kiria Dana Circe

[2009/11/10 19:26] Zelliah Cookie: The Mexican-American War

[2009/11/13 8:46] Sharon Scofield: THREE GORGES DAM.

[2009/11/13 8:46] Olmstead Fanshaw: chinba'

[2009/11/13 8:46] Sharon Scofield: YES OLMS!

[2009/11/13 8:10] Sharon Scofield: GAN BEI!

[2009/11/13 8:10] Olmstead Fanshaw: chiees

[2009/11/13 8:10] Sharon Scofield: YES OLMS!

[2009/11/13 8:10] Sharon Scofield: MANDARIN CHINESE. IT'S 'GOM BUI' IN CANTONESE.

[2009/11/12 17:47] Devin Velinov: 17. WHAT DOES EMPTY HAND MEAN IN JAPANESE?

[2009/11/12 17:47] Lette Ponnier: karate

[2009/11/12 17:47] Olmstead Fanshaw: karartre

[2009/11/12 17:48] Devin Velinov: LETTE! YAY!

[2009/11/12 17:48] Devin Velinov: KARATE

[2009/11/12 19:42] Honey Potez: What is the traditional Japanese art of paper folding ?

[2009/11/12 19:42] Starla Gurbux: orgiam

[2009/11/12 19:42] Lette Ponnier: origdgmi

[2009/11/12 19:42] Olmstead Fanshaw: origami\

[2009/11/12 19:42] Sal Zulaman: Oragomi

[2009/11/12 19:42] Honey Potez: WD STARLA!

[2009/11/12 19:42] Honey Potez: ORIGAMI

[10:16] Lacey Lukas: 15. What country includes North Island, South Island, Stewart and Chatham Islands?

[10:16] Olmstead Fanshaw: nwe ;zewqaln

[10:16] Lacey Lukas: YAY OLMS AND OMG OLMS

[10:16] Lacey Lukas: THAT'S REALLY REALLY BAD TYPING

[2009/11/13 8:51] Sharon Scofield: HAGIA SOPHIA.

[2009/11/13 8:51] Lette Ponnier: tukrey

[2009/11/13 8:51] Silence Latte: tiu4key

[2009/11/13 8:51] Olmstead Fanshaw: iturkdey'

[2009/11/13 8:51] Sharon Scofield: YES LETTE!

[2009/11/13 8:52] Sharon Scofield: TURKEY. THE NAME OF THE CHURCH (LATER A MOSQUE, NOW A MUSEUM) TRANSLATES TO 'DIVINE WISDOM'.

[2009/11/13 8:56] Sharon Scofield: THE PYRAMIDS OF THE SUN AND MOON.

[2009/11/13 8:56] Olmstead Fanshaw: medcioc

[2009/11/13 8:56] Saxby Weezles: micic;

[2009/11/13 8:56] Silence Latte: mexicvo

[2009/11/13 8:56] Sharon Scofield: I THINK SO, OLMS

[2009/11/13 8:57] Sharon Scofield: BUT I'LL PAY SILENCE FOR MAKING MORE SENSE TOO :)

[2009/11/13 8:57] Sharon Scofield: MEXICO. THEY STAND OVERLOOKING THE RUINS AT TEOTIHUACAN.

[2009/11/12 16:54] Devin Velinov: 9. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PLANET ALF CAME FROM?

[2009/11/12 16:54] Lette Ponnier: melmac

[2009/11/12 16:54] Juke Badger: melca

[2009/11/12 16:54] Devin Velinov: LETTE! WTG!

[2009/11/12 16:54] Devin Velinov: HE WAS FROM MELMAC

[2009/11/11 15:59] Nelly Swindlehurst: WHAT CANADIAN PROVINCE HAD A PREMIER KNOWN AS GLAD-HAND DICK FROM 1903 TO 1915?

[2009/11/11 15:59] Celeste Wisent: british colubia

[2009/11/11 15:59] Lette Ponnier: british columbia

[2009/11/11 15:59] QiQi Juneberry: britic oclumita'

[2009/11/11 15:59] Nelly Swindlehurst: WTG CELESTE, LETTE & QIQI

[2009/11/11 15:59] Nelly Swindlehurst: ANSWER: BRITISH COLUMBIA

[2009/11/14 11:41] Lette Ponnier: What island of Japan is just 26 miles from Russia at its closest point?

[2009/11/14 11:41] Lotus Ceriano: hokkadi

[2009/11/14 11:41] Rhea Neiro: hokkais

[2009/11/14 11:41] Lette Ponnier: LOTUS WELL DONE

[2009/11/14 11:41] Lette Ponnier: HOKKAIDO

[19:01] Trin McMinnar: A meddling mother tries to set her daughter up with the right man so her kid won't follow in her footsteps.

[19:02] Rach Borkotron: bebcas ei said dos\

[19:02] Trin McMinnar: LMAO RACH I GESS

[19:02] Trin McMinnar: Because I Said So

Pictures taken at Sharon's Triviaganza at Dee-lights Mall.